A Curse on Your Erection

Happily Ever After

saehorses kissingWhat kind of scumbag would steal a seahorse from his happy little home beneath the waves?

There he sits harming no one, simultaneously swivelling both eyes in different directions, mating for life, and giving birth to his babies. That’s right. His babies. Seahorses are the only species on earth that trust this task to a male.

And that’s not even why they’re called Hippocampus erectus. Despite their horny appearance, they probably don’t even have anything to get an erection with. They don’t need it. A female simply lays her eggs inside his pouch and this amazing little bloke fertilises and carries them for about three weeks before giving birth.

Which is all pretty ironic as the bums who are poaching them are selling them on the black market to be ground up and sold for erectile dysfunction.

Chinese medicine, hugely on the rise in this age of jaded western medicine, has dozens of other uses for these defenceless creatures once…

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14 thoughts on “A Curse on Your Erection

  1. Chinese “MEDICINE” Is killing off LOTS of animals for people with to much money and NO EDUCATION! It makes me SOOOOO ANGRYYYYYY! Ohh Ok sorry… I raged on your blog! Great post where’s the petition to save the sea horse? And yes I can donate 10 dollars!

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