Babyboy Prez received a time out the other day. His generals locked away his favorite toy – the lovely box with the red button that only he could push. And why did Babyboy Prez get a time out? Because he was furious with the Pope for not recognizing him as the new Messiah and blew the Vatican off the face of the planet.
“I’m so tired of those so called Jesus freaks telling me I’m not a Christian. What is being Christian folks? It’s being weak. It’s being a loser. I say if Jesus was here today he would use those nukes. He would blast those Muslims off the planet. Wouldn’t he? Wouldn’t he? And he’d be the most awesome general. I’d invite him to Trumphouse and let him sleep in the Lincoln Room with only the best hookers.
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