Once again, the Modern Philosopher! Enjoy!
The Republicans today vowed to shoot down Cupid’s proposed plan for Universal Love.
According to the plan set forth by the little archer in the diaper, love would be made available to all, free of charge.
The members of the GOP, which I’m assuming stands for Gang Of Partypoopers, said there is no way such a plan would be allowed on their watch.
“America is a country of freedom and independence, not socialism,” President Trump reminded everyone in a Tweet. “Love is not a right. It is a privilege, and wealthy white males get first crack at it. Cupid can’t just demand that everyone gets love. Free love was outlawed after the sixties, and it’s going to stay that way!”
Trump wasn’t done (Is he ever???). “If we were…
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