The Samwitch Stand


The next place on Carolyn’s Must See list was Mont Saint Michel which I’d never heard of.  However, friends, that is the best way to first see this amazing place for the first time – with virgin eyes.  We were still miles away when it began to take shape through the mist hanging over the marshy farmland.  It looked like a pyramid. Or like the hat of a Chinaman rising from the sea. MtSteMichel2

As we got closer the castle walls came into  view, clinging impossibly to the sides of a rock. Who would built a castle on a rock in the bay, I thought.  Later I learned it was not a castle but an abbey, built in the eighth century by the bishop of nearby Avranches.  His motivation was self-preservation.  It seems the Archangel Michael really, really wanted an abbey built on what had heretofore been a useless mound accessible only during low tide.  And so, when the bishop ignored the archangel’s demands (delivered to him in dreams) Archangel Michael blew a gasket and thrust his pointer finger through the bishop’s skull. (bishop’s skull info here).

Mont Saint Michel isn’t easy to get to, even today. There aren’t a lot of signs, the roads are two lane asphalt and the nearest town, Avranches, doesn’t exactly pimp itself as the “Gateway to Mont St. Michel” so you can imagine what it was like back in 1970. Because I knew nothing about the place, I went along with Carolyn’s calculation of a day’s travel time.  She was wrong.  It’s located in at southern tip of Normandy (the northwest corner of France).  Of course it didn’t help that we started out late after a big breakfast with Hans and Klaus.

By noon Carolyn wasn’t hungry.  I warned her that we’d better stop and eat.  European restaurants weren’t open all day long like in the US.  She didn’t believe me and we BlanesFrancepushed on past the larger towns of  Marseilles and Toulouse until somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, Carolyn decided she was starving.  It was two fifteen in the afternoon.  “There has to be someplace open for lunch,” Carolyn whined as we encountered town after town whose cafes were closed until nightfall.  Whose bakeries were closed until the morning. Whose tiny stores looked unsavory to her.  Finally along about 3:30 we passed a roadside stand with a hand painted sign that read “Samwitches.”

“Stop!”  Carolyn ordered.  “I have to eat.”

“The French don’t really eat sandwiches,”  I warned as we made a U turn.

“I’m starving.  I have to have something.”samwitches


The farmer smiled enthusiastically as we approached.  “What do you sell?”  I asked in french.

“Samwitch de sausages et samwitch de fromages,”  he replied.

Carolyn ordered the sausage samwitch and I ordered the fromage.  He grabbed a fat sausage hanging from a hook behind him and with grimy hands and a bloody cleaver hacked off a piece on an old crate.  Then he took the same cleaver and hacked off the end of a baquette.  d99d9b45b10aec7df84c46aeea57983bProudly he handed the resulting samwitch to Carolyn.  Blood soaked through the bottom layer of bread as with ashen face she paid him and quickly walked back to the car.   Mine was a little more appetizing – although there were bits of straw in the soft cheese and it smelled funny.   A few miles down the road we discarded Carolyn’s samwitch.  I offered to share mine but she claimed the cheese was rancid.  I suspect it was the memory of the farmer’s grimy hands that caused her appetite to disappear.  That night we stopped at the small town of Saintes, too exhausted and hungry to go any further.  There we lucked out.  Dinner, breakfast and a room with a tub for the equivalent of one dollar and fifty cents in an old hotel that was shabby but clean and quiet.

Next – More boys!  These time three Italian lads in a Ferrari on their way to London.